May 2012
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friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: link me
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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xthedeathofmex:
hahahahahahahaha
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Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
April 2012
65 posts
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Shipping to the US: Free
Shipping to Australia: $500 plus your soul
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I’m not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what...
– John Green, Looking For Alaska (via polinomial)
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